15) The Big Lebowski

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Quotes
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"The Dude abides.”
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"I had a rough night and I hate the Eagles, man."
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"This aggression will not stand, man.”
14) Napoleon Dynamite

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Quotes
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"You gonna eat your tots?”
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"I see you're drinking 1 percent. Does that mean you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to."
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"How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?"
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13) The Princess Bride

Quotes
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"As you wish."
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"Inconceivable!"
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“Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”
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12)The Birdcage

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Quotes
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(Armand) I’ve never felt such tension. It’s like riding a psychotic horse towards a burning stable.
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(Albert) No good? (Armand) Actually, it’s perfect. I just never realized John Wayne walked like that.
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(Male Dancer) Chewing gum helps me think.
(Albert) Sweetie, you’re wasting Your gum.
(Albert) Sweetie, you’re wasting Your gum.
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11) Groundhog Day

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"This is one time where television really fails to capture the true excitement of a large squirrel predicting the weather."
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"Whew! Watch out for that first step. It's a doozy!"
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"Phil? Phil Connors? Phil Connors, I thought that was you!...Now, don't you tell me you don't remember me because I sure as heckfire remember you."
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10) Caddyshack

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Quotes
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"The last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it."
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"I have no idea what I’m doing with my life. But I have a beard,
so I got that going for me, which is nice."
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"He called me a baboon, he thinks I’m his wife."
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9) The Blues Brothers

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Quotes
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Murphy: "You want chicken wings, or chicken legs?"
Jake: "Four fried chickens, and a Coke."
Elwood: "And some dry white toast, please."
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Jake: what kind of music do you usually have here? barmaid:
oh, we have both kinds: country AND western.
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8) Dumb and Dumber

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Quotes
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“So you’re telling me there’s a chance!”
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“That’s as good as money, sir. Those are I.O.U.s.”
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“Austria. Well then. G’day, mate!
Let’s put another shrimp on the barbie!”
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7) Young Frankenstein

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Quotes
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"Wait Master, it might be dangerous . . . you go, first.”
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"For what we are about to see next, we must enter
quietly into the realm of genius."
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Igor, would you give me hand with the bags?
Certainly. You take the blonde and I'll take the one in the turban.
Certainly. You take the blonde and I'll take the one in the turban.
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6) O Brother Where Art Thou

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Quotes
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"Well, ain't it a small world, spiritually speaking. Pete and Delmar just been baptized and saved. I guess I'm the only one that remains unaffiliated."
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"I like the smell of my hair treatment; the pleasing odor is half the point."
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"I'm George Nelson, and I'm feeling ten feet tall!"
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5) The Naked Gun

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Quotes
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“Mrs. Nordberg, I think we can save your husband's arm.
Where would you like it sent?”
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“A parachute not opening... that's a way to die. Getting caught in the gears of a combine... having your nuts bit off by a Laplander, that's the way I wanna go!”
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“Doctors say that Nordberg has a 50/50 chance of living, though there's only a 10 percent chance of that.”
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4) Blazing Saddles

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Quotes
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"My name is Jim. But most people call me… Jim.”
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"Excuse me while I whip this out.”
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"Well, that’s where we go a-ridin’ into town, a whampin’ and whompin’ every livin’ thing that moves within an inch of its life. Except the women folks, of course.”
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3) Airplane

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Quotes
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Ted Striker: Surely you can’t be serious
Rumack: I am serious… and don’t call me Shirley.
Rumack: I am serious… and don’t call me Shirley.
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"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue."
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"A hospital? What is it? Doctor: It’s a big building with patients. But that’s not important right now."
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2) Animal House

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Quotes
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"What? Over? Did you say ‘over?’ Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!”
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"My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.”
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"Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.”
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"Toga! Toga! Toga!”
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1) Monty Python and The Holy Grail

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"We are the knights who say ‘Ni!’"
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"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!”
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"Oh, but you can’t expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you!”
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"I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough water! I fart in your general direction!”
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