The 15 Funniest Movies of All Time


15) The Big Lebowski
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Quotes
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"The Dude abides.”
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"I had a rough night and I hate the Eagles, man."
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"This aggression will not stand, man.”
 
14) Napoleon Dynamite
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Quotes
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"You gonna eat your tots?”
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"I see you're drinking 1 percent. Does that mean you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to."

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"How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?" 

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13) The Princess Bride
Quotes
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"As you wish."
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"Inconceivable!"
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“Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”
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12)The Birdcage
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Quotes
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(Armand) I’ve never felt such tension. It’s like riding a psychotic horse towards a burning stable.
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(Albert) No good? (Armand) Actually, it’s perfect. I just never realized John Wayne walked like that.
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(Male Dancer) Chewing gum helps me think.
(Albert) Sweetie, you’re wasting Your gum.
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11) Groundhog Day
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"This is one time where television really fails to capture the true excitement of a large squirrel predicting the weather."
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"Whew! Watch out for that first step. It's a doozy!"
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"Phil? Phil Connors? Phil Connors, I thought that was you!...Now, don't you tell me you don't remember me because I sure as heckfire remember you."
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10) Caddyshack
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Quotes
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"The last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it."
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"I have no idea what I’m doing with my life. But I have a beard,
so I got that going for me, which is nice."
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 "He called me a baboon, he thinks I’m his wife."
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9) The Blues Brothers
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Quotes
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Murphy: "You want chicken wings, or chicken legs?"
Jake: "Four fried chickens, and a Coke."
Elwood: "And some dry white toast, please."
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Jake: what kind of music do you usually have here? barmaid:
oh, we have both kinds: country AND western.
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Elwood: "It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses." Jake: "Hit it."
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8) Dumb and Dumber
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Quotes
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“So you’re telling me there’s a chance!”
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“That’s as good as money, sir. Those are I.O.U.s.”
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“Austria. Well then. G’day, mate!
Let’s put another shrimp on the barbie!”
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7) Young Frankenstein
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Quotes
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"Wait Master, it might be dangerous . . . you go, first.” 
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"For what we are about to see next, we must enter
quietly into the realm of genius."
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Igor, would you give me hand with the bags?
Certainly. You take the blonde and I'll take the one in the turban.
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6) O Brother Where Art Thou
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Quotes
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"Well, ain't it a small world, spiritually speaking. Pete and Delmar just been baptized and saved. I guess I'm the only one that remains unaffiliated."
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"I like the smell of my hair treatment; the pleasing odor is half the point."
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"I'm George Nelson, and I'm feeling ten feet tall!"
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5) The Naked Gun
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Quotes
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“Mrs. Nordberg, I think we can save your husband's arm.
Where would you like it sent?”
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“A parachute not opening... that's a way to die. Getting caught in the gears of a combine... having your nuts bit off by a Laplander, that's the way I wanna go!”
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“Doctors say that Nordberg has a 50/50 chance of living, though there's only a 10 percent chance of that.”
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4) Blazing Saddles
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Quotes
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"My name is Jim. But most people call me… Jim.”
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"Excuse me while I whip this out.”
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"Well, that’s where we go a-ridin’ into town, a whampin’ and whompin’ every livin’ thing that moves within an inch of its life. Except the women folks, of course.”
3) Airplane
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Quotes
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Ted Striker: Surely you can’t be serious
Rumack: I am serious… and don’t call me Shirley.
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 "Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue."
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"A hospital? What is it? Doctor: It’s a big building with patients. But that’s not important right now."
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2) Animal House
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Quotes
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"What? Over? Did you say ‘over?’ Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!”
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"My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.”
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"Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.” 
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"Toga! Toga! Toga!”
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1) Monty Python and The Holy Grail
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"We are the knights who say ‘Ni!’"
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"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!”
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"Oh, but you can’t expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you!” 
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"I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough water! I fart in your general direction!”
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